Reason #55
Prohibition Party
Do you ever feel as though you are living in a world you no longer understand? Do you sometimes look around at the freedom and progress of this fast-paced modern society and wonder "how did things ever get like this?" Do you ever wish that you could just go back to a simpler time when men were men and women were women and kids were seen and not heard? Well maybe the prohibition party is right for you! Join us on an adventure to a time when people were too busy working 16 hours a day and dying of polio to worry about rights or equality -a happier time, unencumbered with the evils of alcohol and its many licentious partners like the "boogedy-woogedy music" or the "dooby sticks" or the kids that are always walking across my lawn.